Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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