Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We just shotgunned beers for America
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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