Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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