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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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