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Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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