So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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