Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it because I queefed?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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