we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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