how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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