ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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