her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
