Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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