so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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