did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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