Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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