We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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