Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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