Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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