The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.