I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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