She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
