That's intense
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I faked an abortion last night.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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