All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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