Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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