idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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