i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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