Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me