If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house