Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst