We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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