Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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