Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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