Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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