If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.