Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast