office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We have started to decorate penises.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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