So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
