You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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