don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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