Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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