i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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