Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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