You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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