Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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