i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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