when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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