At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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