She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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