just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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