I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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