Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My cat gives me a boner
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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