google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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