I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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