the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I had to cum in my sink.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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