sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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