Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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