if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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